Somebody emailed me asking for my phone number.
Why the fuck would I give my phone number to you, idiot?! Do you think I want to be stalked, attacked, raped and mutilated? ha ha, no thanks, I'll pass on that, my head is already killing me and if I was in any more pain you stupid, stupid, person it just might bleed over onto you!!
That said, I've had a very pleasant day.