10 Things I Hate About You:

1) You're not a Souma.
2) If you are a Souma, then you're ungrateful and you're stealing the very breath from my body by satisfying your own lungs with oxygen; stop leeching off of my lifeforce, you freak!
3) You're ugly.
4) You're the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
5) Whenever you open your mouth, I feel a migraine coming on.
6) You're defiant.
7) You're obnoxious. Stop smiling! Stop it.
8) You're not writhing in pain.
9) You actually believe that someone in this world could love you.
10) You have about fifty more years to live than me.

I like making lists.